/bdos

big dick of shit

FAQ

what does it mean?

that is hard to say?

who said it first?

also hard to say,

but i heard it first

from massimiliano giovani gioni

on the smoking deck

at pearson college

list of art projects for zax sen distributed art project

1) Big dick of shit

series of AR/VR installations

only appear when on site

cold, warm, hot, there

huge AR pieces of shit

look like dicks

sound of someone shitting

have model of man shitting them out

venice bienalle

new york

new museum

outside his apartment

in the gold toilet 'America'

shows information about billionaires via face recognition (this might be a separate work of art)

2) Encyclopedic palace in 2b2t

build with a bot

tell people about it

watch it be destroyed

3) massimiliano and maurcio

max and jacob

gay live art action

3d simulation

intertwined as youths

4) gape

my gaping asshole

its performance art

start with my very tight asshole and gape it

get like fully goatse

5) humiliatrix

just screens with doms doing the l sign towards the camera

i could put that here too i should do that is it a scam site? no its art

6) humilation pov

under toilet just an image of that

kind of like humilatrix but specifically for toilets

7) mind control

spinning portal

binaural beats

put your hand inside

with eeg

it really helps to get things out creatively like on the last couple pages

8) lsd-25

10 hits of acid

behind protection just like mona lisa

"know thyself" in ancient greek behind it

ideally 1M hits of acid

9) doll model of mom's accident

dad is running back home, caught in mid stride

its tragic but also comic

10) tiny art gallery

secret art gallery

dollhouse art gallery

with tiny robot cameras

that people can drive

sell this

(i kind of did this already but different with my wall hanging secret gallery)

11) magic mushroom spore prints

12) 1024 x 1024 tabs of lsd

$10M street price

website link to buy the acid

move to Canada 2022

13) buchla with real acid on it

14) turn max's life into a videogame

clear acrylic videogame cabinet

15) billionaire sensor/detector in AR

you look and it identifies the billionaires

there are lots of youtube videos of the billionaires should be easy to track

16) what to say in AR

it helps you at parties

especially the art parties in NYC

and it tells you witty things to say

everyone will love you

17) magic mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all?

mirror swirls like in the cartoon

18) "shit show"

a big plexiglass machine

you put food pellets in (purchased from us)

it digests it at the same rate as a human

a big dick of shit comes out

the ironic thing is that it is designed to fail on remote command and we can make it do various disgusting things

like just dumping some poop on the floor

or having two items no longer pass poop and the poop explodes out

or like it comes out in a fast little stream of poop when under pressure

lots of ways to fail

and the gallery staff have to clean it up each time

it's a dialouge between me and my long lost cousin tim

19) just a fucking mahine

like a fucking machine from pornhub

just a penis on a thing that goes back and forth

bonus points for buying it off the shelf

maybe with a penis sheath masturbation thing

lube dispenses every so often

to keep it from chafing

58) "malicous compliance"

destroying capitalism as art

how can we destroy capitalism

that is now art

59) take their money

burn/take the money of billionaires

isnt that what jeff koons is doing already