/bdos

big dick of shit

FAQ

what does it mean?

that is hard to say?

who said it first?

also hard to say,

but i heard it first

from massimiliano giovani gioni

on the smoking deck

at pearson college

list of art projects for zax sen distributed art project

1) Big dick of shit

series of AR/VR installations

only appear when on site

cold, warm, hot, there

huge AR pieces of shit

look like dicks

sound of someone shitting

have model of man shitting them out

venice bienalle

new york

new museum

outside his apartment

in the gold toilet 'America'

shows information about billionaires via face recognition (this might be a separate work of art)

2) Encyclopedic palace in 2b2t

build with a bot

tell people about it

watch it be destroyed

3) massimiliano and maurcio

max and jacob

gay live art action

3d simulation

intertwined as youths

4) gape

my gaping asshole

its performance art

start with my very tight asshole and gape it

get like fully goatse

5) humiliatrix

just screens with doms doing the l sign towards the camera

i could put that here too i should do that is it a scam site? no its art

6) humilation pov

under toilet just an image of that

kind of like humilatrix but specifically for toilets

7) mind control

spinning portal

binaural beats

put your hand inside

with eeg

it really helps to get things out creatively like on the last couple pages

8) lsd-25

10 hits of acid

behind protection just like mona lisa

"know thyself" in ancient greek behind it

ideally 1M hits of acid

9) doll model of mom's accident

dad is running back home, caught in mid stride

its tragic but also comic

10) tiny art gallery

secret art gallery

dollhouse art gallery

with tiny robot cameras

that people can drive

sell this

(i kind of did this already but different with my wall hanging secret gallery)

11) magic mushroom spore prints

12) 1024 x 1024 tabs of lsd

$10M street price

website link to buy the acid

move to Canada 2022

13) buchla with real acid on it

14) turn max's life into a videogame

clear acrylic videogame cabinet

15) billionaire sensor/detector in AR

you look and it identifies the billionaires

there are lots of youtube videos of the billionaires should be easy to track

16) what to say in AR

it helps you at parties

especially the art parties in NYC

and it tells you witty things to say

everyone will love you

17) magic mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all?

mirror swirls like in the cartoon

18) "shit show"

a big plexiglass machine

you put food pellets in (purchased from us)

it digests it at the same rate as a human

a big dick of shit comes out

the ironic thing is that it is designed to fail on remote command and we can make it do various disgusting things

like just dumping some poop on the floor

or having two items no longer pass poop and the poop explodes out

or like it comes out in a fast little stream of poop when under pressure

lots of ways to fail

and the gallery staff have to clean it up each time

it's a dialouge between me and my long lost cousin tim

19) just a fucking mahine

like a fucking machine from pornhub

just a penis on a thing that goes back and forth

bonus points for buying it off the shelf

maybe with a penis sheath masturbation thing

lube dispenses every so often

to keep it from chafing

58) "malicous compliance"

destroying capitalism as art

how can we destroy capitalism

that is now art

59) take their money

burn/take the money of billionaires

isnt that what jeff koons is doing already

76) Losers club

all people like me that failed

a place to hangout and build things

its ok to be a loser

normalize L (loser) hand sign

one - middle finger fuck you two - vafanculo two fingers three - loser sign turns into a gun to shoot the persecuters four - all three - awesome

77) DONT BE AWESOME … in public!

78) IM SORRY YOU ARE SO DUMB .. but so are we all!

79) New York Shitty

take google maps and

put a giant shit on it

could be VR

could be IRL

80) art is what you can get away with

billionaires can get away with a lot

billionaire artists

81) collaborative artworks

for each one or some

work with another artist

like a very famous artist

like cattelan

or koons

82) goddess shit

princess mike goddess shit

or another goddess

should be fake vegan poop

but very very smelly

83) shit coin

literally shit, poop

a coin literally made of poop

84) target ads to billionaire kids in NYC

stockholm syndrome

helsinki syndrome

nyc syndrome

shock them with how evil their parents actually are

do you want the guillotine?

no? then you had better

start behaving better

85) get past the censors/curators/gatekeepers

barbarians in through the gate

86) scratch programs for jeffrey epstein

give money to MIT

feel better about myself

repeat

but the bad things he did

its because he sponsored the MIT media lab where

a lot of this began

87) fucking AI

literally fucking an AI

how would that work?

88) "i think he should change his name to assimiliano"

89) "wealth is a helluva drug"

90) "let them eat cake"

have cake for homeless people

guillotine the rich people

91) "making friends" make AI friends for me to party with

like a DeepMe but virtual and AI

deep deep me

92) make art that has a camera and face detection

and for one person it will show different art

93) inverse of interrogation

i put duct tape on your mouth

and beat you a bit and then i

tell you how you hurt me

in the past

actually, no actual beating please

94) "dont go to the bank"

stenciled black on white canvas

like in hydra for "get out of my house if you cant take a joke"

94.5) "get out of my house if you cant take a joke"

94.7) "get out of my house if you cant take a choke"

95) "random forest"

lighted up forest with

"alohamora!"

voice detection

lighting paths just for us

96) lenticular of me giving my symbol

then flipping the bird and

maybe devil horns

97) fuck me in my dick(hold) with your clit

98) pere booboo poopoo

like pere ubu

99) ass "2" to mouth

max shits of of a giacometo sculpture and

then eats it

100) my art feels like taking a shit, i need to, it feels good, it gets something out of me that needed to get out